I was so looking forward to seeing this comedy by the Coen brothers
and hoped, upon hope that this would be as good as something like O’ Brother
Where for Art Thou? Sadly, it was
just “meh”. The closest I could compare
it to is Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid (a film I’ve yet to not fall asleep
to, even in a theater—sorry Steve Martin…I just can’t keep my head up even
though it was brilliantly edited with clips and actors from some of my favorite
film noir classics). I couldn’t really
get past the bullet delivery and disjointed dialogue. It’s sort of like waking up from a conk on
the head similar to what the “hero”, although it’s hard to say who the “hero”
really is here and understanding that he’s just screwed the pooch by becoming a
part of the issue instead of solving the problem. Josh Brolin is the pivot point…he runs a
fictional movie studio who’s dealing with personal issues, trying to stop
smoking, keep his contract actors on the up-and-up, stop the local gossip
hounds from destroying careers, and
complete a biblical epic similar to The Robe/Quo Vadis/The Ten
Commandments/Spartacus/and-or Ben Hur.
It’s so bad you’d think they put it together with a giant can of Cheez
Whiz. This is not to say that the entire
movie was bad, there are some very bright spots. For example:
Scarlett Johansson (a semi-reasonable facsimile of Esther Williams),
Channing Tatum (tapping his way into the hearts of manly men in uniform
everywhere), Ralph Fiennes (a director without an equal in delivering lines using
the Queen’s English), Alden Ehrenreich (the singing stunt cowboy who is
phenomenal on a horse with a rope, but not so much as a debonair man about
town), and we get an ever-so brief glimpse of the divine Frances McDormand
(Mrs. Joel Coen). As always in a period
piece by the Coen’s, attention to detail is extraordinary. If nothing else, I would give this a big
thumbs up for the set design, hair and make-up, and costume design. Although I’ll probably see this once again
when it’s out on DVD or streamed or something digital…I can’t recommend it
until then, so it’s getting a 2-star salute to films in the forties.
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