
Vidiot's Corner-M.R.F.T.C.C. As Parker Posey would say, “Hey, hey, hello!” This is my attempt to view various films and offer up my 2 cents for your consideration. Ratings: My 2 cents since 1992 about films I’ve loved - 4⭐️s, Good, but not great - 3⭐️s, Meh - 2⭐️s, Hand me the ice pick, I’ll put it through my temples now - 1⭐️
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Life of Pi
I'm doing this backwards as I've seen the movie and I'm still reading the book. The story: a boy, a zoo, a horrific storm in the Pacific which leaves the boy stranded on a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger, a hyena, a zebra, and an orangutan. Ang Lee has captured the very essence of this award-winning book, deserving of its Oscar nominations and introducing us to a character and an actor who endures one of the most difficult journeys, whether fictional or not, Suraj Sharma, as Piscine Molitor Patel. Although, you basically know the outcome of the story, you're drawn into it like a moth to a flame. It's gorgeous, mesmerizing, terrifying, and mysterious. Rating: 4 stars
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Beasts Of The Southern Wild
Our main focus for this independent film is the life of
Hushpuppy and her daddy, Wink. They,
along with others, live on a delta island known as “The Bathtub” off the coast
of Louisiana. Hushpuppy is six years old
and basically raising herself, learning survival skills meant for much older people. She
has a vivid imagination and a strong sense of loyalty to her daddy, her
community, and a link to the universe as seen by her very young and impressionable
eyes. We all know about the results of
Hurricane Katrina on New Orleans, but nobody, until now, has dealt with what it
was like for those living on the other side of the levee. It’s eye-opening and makes issues of poverty,
independence, living life on your own terms, crystal
clear. I think they should start
producing those Survivor shows in the United States in areas like the Bayou,
the Appalachians, the Rain Forest, the Dakotas, or Alaska with nothing more than
basics. Very well done with unknown
talent; has a sort of gritty, sooty, greasy, muddy feel to it, but that’s okay.
Rating:
3.75 stars
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Les Miserables
I’ll just say it, “I love musicals”. The backlash from those artists who aren’t
thrilled to death with the performances of the actors as singers (Adam
Lambert), I say, pish tosh. Yes, he’s
been on the stage and he’s very good at what he does, but I didn’t see him cast
in this film or any others for that matter, so, his opinion, is just that. I was surprised by the performances, not only
due to the amount of skill by the leads, actually everyone in the film sang…it
was a literal translation of the stage production and it was done well. Eddie Redmayne. I think, was the one that
surprised me the most. I only recall
seeing him in My Week With Marilyn before and he was a formidable Marius.
Paris, post French Revolution, is not the prettiest City you’ve
ever seen, at least the parts that we’re taken to. There are truly disgusting bits and pieces throughout
the film and if you are in the least bit squeamish about muck and what it’s
like in the sewers of a place and time where everything flows into the nearest
waterway, then consider this your heads up.
Gloom, despair, agony, defeat, getting ready to call it
quits, it truly was a miserable existence.
Despite the strum and drang theme of Victor Hugo’s book and the
relentless pursuit of a man whose only crime was stealing a loaf of bread,
there is a bit of humor in the bleakness provided by Sacha Baron Cohen and
Helena Bonham Carter, as the Thenardiers who “care” for young Cosette (newcomer,
Isabelle Allen). Both are perfectly cast
and do a precisely choreographed reaming of their victims, er, guests. Which brings us to Hugh Jackman, Anne
Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, Russell Crowe, and Samantha Barks (Eponine)---stunning
portrays by all of the above. Had this
been a stage production, I couldn’t have imagined a better cast. Bravo…Rating 4 stars
The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey
Martin Freeman steps into, hairy topped super-sized feet and
all, the role of the “young” Bilbo Baggins.
It’s the beginning of a new trilogy, this time a prequel to the Lord of
the Rings. I’m almost ashamed to admit
this, but I don’t recall ever reading the Hobbit or L.O.T.R., so my sole
exposure to these terribly tall tales comes from the animated film of the same
name in the 70’s (Rankin Bass produced The Hobbit in 1977, and Ralph Baskhi did L.O.T.R. in 1972 along with a very, shall we say
frisky, The Nine Lives of Fritz The Cat). There was also a popular song about Bilbo that most of the members of the
audience under 40 would have a difficult time recalling.
Hobbits, it seems, have a penchant for potatoes, pumpkins,
fish, and alcohol – wine or ale, doesn’t really matter. They’re light on their feet, incredibly nice,
unless, of course, you stumble upon enchanted rings and turn into bug-eyed
anorexic looking snaggle-toothed schizophrenic creatures like Gollum. For anyone who has seen the L.O.T.R., you
know exactly what I’m talking about. For
those of you who don’t, well, it might be worth your while to spend a bit of
time watching this 9 hour epic to “catch-up” on the history of Hobbits, Gandalf
the Grey, Sauroman the White, Radagast the Brown, the thirteen dwarves who are on
a quest to gain back their home, and learn a bit of the Elvish language so you
don’t have to read the subtitles. Cate
Blanchett, Hugo Weaving, and a new Elf King, Lee Pace, stir the pot a bit and
we learn how the famous fellowship came into being and spawned a new adventure.
Peter Jackson has the done a crack-up job with both pieces of classic literature, beautifully filmed and expertly delivered to us. Time flies when you're having fun and this is fun. Quick, can you name the 7 dwarves from Snow White? I can, but I'm not even going to attempt this list. For those of you who want to relive vertigo, it's available in 3-D and IMAX....I don't want to go there, so watching it as a regular movie is just fine, thanks. Rating - 4 Stars
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